Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: 542717. 861212 86 4; methyl2 [(4 cyano 1 phenyl 5,6,7,8 tetrahydroisoquinolin 3 yl)sulfanyl]acetate

👉 Okay, settle yourselves down then, settle yourselves down. Let’s tackle this… thing. Frankly, the moment I saw that monstrosity of a numerical and chemical designation, I knew we were in for a bumpy ride. It reads like the rejected title from a rejected cyberpunk novella about competitive lichen husbandry.

Now, what exactly, pray tell, is "542717. 861212 86 4; methyl [(4 cyano 1 phenyl 5,6,….thyl)sulfanyl]acetate"? It's essentially the utterly baffling, aggressively complicated alphanumeric and chemical shorthand for… wait, let me consult my frankly rather depressing spectrometer and whiteboard. …Essentially, it’s a fancy name for what appears to be a highly modified, probably very unpleasant, fungicide. Let’s unpack that. The Numbers? We can only assume they are part of the compound's designation within some ludicrous internal materials catalogue—the equivalent of your dentist calling you 542717 on this stuff, frankly. It probably means, to them, there is a really big problem with it! "…thyl…”? That just means there were a bunch of carbons stuck together in that particular ring. The more the thing has to be put in that form, the less stable and therefore effective the chemical will be. You get this on bad stuff. 4 tetrahydroisoquinolin is a really